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| Jealousy. |
It doesn't matter how secure a guy is with himself or in his relationship, there are things women do that make a guy want to go and start knife fighting in front of a bunch of people. It's not that guys are perpetually jealous,but they are just hardwired to defeat all challengers, and these things set alarms off in the latent, primordial lizard part of their brain. The only reason you don't see knife fights break out at bars every 30 seconds is because most of us have learned to suppress our base urges
=> Flirting with other dudes. Nothing makes a guy's brain scream, more then seeing you really flirt with another dude.When you give attention to other dudes, your guy's heart beat like never before. This is something no one should make their partner suffer through ever.
=> Laughing at another guy's joke. If something is funny, you can't help but laugh. But this can drive your guy nuts, especially if they take their own sense of humor as a point of pride. Don't be surprised if your typically good-natured clown is stamping his hooves and snorting, signaling he is ready to engage in a fight.
=> Going out to the bars for a "girls night." We have no idea what happens on these, but the odds are you're going to get approached by a guy at least once, and we want to fight that hypothetical probability.
=> Getting all "teen girl fervent" over famous people. Do you want to know why most guys hate people like Justin Bieber and Harry Styles? It's because of you. It's because of something you did.
=> Bringing up other guys using only a first name. You know what's OK? Starting a sentence "Oh, so Bright Smith" or "Bright from work." You know what's not OK? "Oh my God, Bright did the funniest thing today." This is a surefire way to get us to show up at your office, waving a velvet-lined box in Bright's face while screaming at him, "Pick a dueling weapon!"
=> Texting other dudes. Texting can lead to sexting. Most of the time when your man see you texting or chatting on social media, he begin to wonder who you are communicating with thereby driving him crazy
=> Having a male best friend. It doesn't matter how close the relationship is, or how "just friends" you are. We are always going to think about whether or not you two have ever had sex with each other. Blame most rom-coms where the best friends realize that their soul mate was in front of them all along.
=> Bringing up good times with an ex. Here's what he thinks every time you casually bring up how you occasionally, maybe, sort of had an OK time with an ex once: "IS SHE STILL IN LOVE WITH HIM? IS THE SEX BETTER? WHERE IS HE? I WILL FIGHT HIM AND PROVE I AM SUPERIOR" Every time. You can see the moment where his eyes glaze over with rage. It's just a moment, and then it's gone.
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